You’re fucked!

But don’t worry, we can get you less fucked. Talk to your eyes. Have a conversation with them. Try to understand what it is that they want with their life. Ask them if they’re alright being connected to your fucking brain all the time. Ask them if they wanna just fuck off, be actors or some shit. You never fucking know, maybe it’s their lifelong dream to step onto some shitty little stage and act their rods and cones out.

If they do want to be actors, support their acting career, even if you can’t fucking see them. You’ll still be able to hear them.

Unless your ears are sentient too.

But that’s another story.