friendlyneighbourhoodhost:

Ha, tell me about it, brother.

Well, I never heard about the Hollistic empire, so it’s a tie.

Are you sure you’re not some LARPer or something? Had a contestant that was like that.

Wait.

Did you just say

you torture people for a living?

Haha. Yeah.

The Hollistic Empire. Big place. It’s all the way up in space, and if I’m correct, Canada’s on Earth. So yeah. Up in space. 

No, I’m not a LARPer. 

Yes. I torture people. It’s my job, and I enjoy it a lot. It’s a lot of fun. And, sometimes, it’s actually pretty difficult. I like it when it’s complicated. It adds to the challenge. But. Yes, you’re talking to a guy who has jars of teeth in his room. All labelled jars with the names of people whose teeth I’ve taken out. And the people whose names I didn’t know, well, their teeth go into another jar. Just. Unlabelled. I’m not too proud of that jar.

Alright. I set the candles up, lit them, and I’m gonna start chanting in a second.

Good for you, bud.

 

I love how we just all have icons of this one kid.